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A plump little cat in a great big world.

I am a cat.  I do what I want, when I want.  I’m a little plump for a cat my height, but what are you gonna do.

AHHHHHH WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE.

Never mind.  Just the TV.  I can’t help it that I’m a tad neurotic, I take after my mom.  This is a big world, and I am just a small cat, after all.  That’s kind of a Hobbit reference.  I’ve never actually read the Hobbit, but Mom tells me it’s good stuff.  I have heard her play the trailer a hundred times at least.  That “Misty Mountains Cold” song is constantly stuck in her head.  She walks around humming it to herself.  Ah, the woes of being human.  I have no woes.  I am a cat.

AHHHHH WAS THAT THE DOORBELL?!?  DON’T LET ‘EM IN.  DON’T.  LET.  THEM.  IN.

Oh, thank God.  I hate it when she lets them in.  Just a package.  Wait…

A BOX?!?!?!?!?  OMFG A BOX!!!!!!!!

Me and my new box. We look good together.

What?  This conversation was over at “box.”

-Henry

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